When Parody Becomes Policy

A tax increase story

I was planning to write my own explanation of how we ended up with a property tax increase—but a satirical website has already done the job for me.

While written for comedic effect, the facts listed are accurate. Sometimes, the truth really is stranger than fiction.

For the record:

✅ I voted NO on the tax increase

✅ I voted YES to give a raise only to our Sheriff’s Deputies

You truly can’t make this stuff up.